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06 Feb 2009 Engrish

Jakartenglish – Jakarte English is marked by the ’sih’, ‘deh’, ‘dong’, ‘nih’, etc

- That book is very good, deh.
- Can you speak english? … yeah a little sih I can!
- Use my money first nih..
- Give me more dong..
- How sih? Little little angry..

Sundanglish is also available such as ‘atuh’, ‘euy’, ‘mah’

- Well, if that kind, it pretty so-so atuh
- It can’t be that way euy..
- I am mah, not like that… anything else?

Javelish.. The typical Javanese language: ‘lho’, ‘lha’, ‘tho’, ‘kok’, ‘ki’, etc
- Lho, I already bought that book!
- Kok, buying again?
- I told you many times ‘tho’ !
- Lha, I didn’t know tho yo… how ki !?
- Don’t be like that, no….!?

Other exclamation words of Java: ‘wo_’, ‘wah’, ‘wé_’, ‘jian’, and ‘jé_’
- Wé_ lha this book is mine jé…!
- Wo_, only like that tho!
- Wah, expensive, tho?
- Jian, Vera is beautiful tenan.

Surobenglish is marked by ‘tah’ and the famous word is ‘diancuk’
-Do you feel sick, tah ?
-Diancuk… he took my money !

There are also abundant ’sound effect’ in Javanese language.
- Suddenly, mak bedhengus Curtis appeared
- My head feels pain, mak cleng!
- Mak tlepok, I got a manggo !
- My chicken is suddenly died, mak cekengkeng
- Mak gedebug, Mas Oji fell down.
- Mak jegagik…. Oh, trondholo

06 Feb 2009 Mat Pithi – Kelangan Jip Tentarane

Kapten Mat Pithi terkenal tukang sobo nang lokalisasi nggene balon-balon.
Sak wijinine dina, Mat Pithi dolan nang Dolly. Mlebu nang wisma Srikandi, ngombe-ngombe.

Rodok suwe thithik dek-e metu, clilang-clineng nggoleki jip-e. Lho gak
ketok? Wah dicolong maling montor iki.

Mbarek getam-getem Mat Pithi mlebu maneh nang njerone Wisma Srikandi mau, mbarek ngetokno pistule. Mbarek nembak-nembak nang ndukur Kapten Mat Pithi mau bengak-bengok.

‘Jancuk, sapa bajingan-bajingan sing wani nyolong montorku. Gak ngaku tak tembak slangkangane’

Gak ono swara cemuwit. Kapten Mat Pithi terkenal gak kenekan. Tersinggung thithik ngono ae wis ngetokno pistul. Tau kok onok sing ditembak slangkangane mbleset, malah kenek bapak-e thole. Lak kojur, se?

Ngerti nek gak onok sing nyauti, Kapten Mat Pithi tambah morang-moring
digetna ae.

‘Bir situk maneh. Tak enteni mbarek ngombe. Ojok sampek bir ndik gelasku iki entek durung onok sing ngaku, ya. Sido tak gawe koyok ndik Bangunrejo mbiyen’

Kapten Mat Pithi terus ngombe, dimat-mat-no. Kira-kira karek seprapat gelas dek-e metu nang dalan. Didelok, lha jip-e wis onok maneh ndik kono. Keweden bek-e sing nyolong.

Mbarek mlaku gagah kapten Mat Pithi mlebu maneh nang Wisma Srikandi, katene nerusno ngombene.

Bisak-bisik sing ngladeni ngombe takon ‘Yok opo critane sing ndik Bangunrejo mbiyen cak?’

‘Ya jip-ku gak mbalik. Ilang’

‘Lha kedadeyan opo sing sampeyan tindakno ngerti nek jip peno mau gak
mbalik? Koyok sing peno ancamno mau?’

‘Aku ? La-opo ?’

‘Iyo’

‘Pas jipku pancet ilang’

‘Iyo, iyo cak…’

‘Yo molih mlaku aku cak….’

E…alah…..
Mat Pithi dobol….
Tiwas wong sak wisma pucet kabeh…